To whom immigration is forbidden: personal observations of an emigrant from Russia

Perhaps you sometimes think about leaving your homeland forever. But emigration is not for everyone. Magazine editor "Eve", having learned emigration on her personal experience, made a list of points, eloquently saying that you should not leave your homeland. (Written with love, humor and care, and the decision is definitely yours).

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In recent years, many are leaving. Someone goes to study and decides to stay, someone gets married, someone finds a job, someone just buys real estate and decides to retire. Perhaps you also thought about changing the country of residence.

We will not discourage you, we will tell you that there are people who can not be blamed for anything! They suffer in exile, complain about the lack of tomatoes, like their grandmothers, as well as the dominance of homosexuals and migrants. Here are the sure signs that you should stay at home and forget about the old world, the USA and Canada.

You look down on migrants

You see, after the move you will also find yourself a migrant, and why did you decide that you are a better migrant than a refugee from Syria? In general, tolerance and tolerance in general will have to work. Go to the next item.

You do not understand what feminism is

You condemn feminists, believing that these are the very women who do not shave their legs, do not use make-up and look like men. The feminist movement in the world is more than respectful, so you have to figure out what's what.

Well, if you do not think that women and men should receive an equal salary or you believe that a woman has her own special energy, which she shares with a man, receiving material wealth for this, then you should not go anywhere. It is possible in Saudi Arabia or the United Arab Emirates. In Europe - do not, honestly.

More than anything you love Soviet cuisine

A sample of taste for you - Olivier, aspic and buckwheat. In this case, emigration will turn into an eternal search for ryazhenka or kissel, which will not be in your country of residence.

You will dream of herring and you will wake up in tears, even if fresh oysters are laid out around you and octopuses perform a delightful dance.

You beat or spank children and you think it's normal

The logic of "I was beaten - and nothing" does not work in the legal space. If someone sees on the street, as you strike a child, the person will immediately call for custody, the neighbors can do the same if they suspect that you are not a very conscientious parent. In general, this applies to any domestic violence.

For example, in Spain, if a wife complains about her husband, they will arrest him immediately. Yes, even moral violence will not be in vain - for constant insults you can get instructions not to approach the victim and a serious fine.

Do you think that Europeans are dimly dressed, especially the lack of style Parisian women

And hairstyles, their hairstyles are unkempt! Yes, and almost not painted almost, and go to the light of day - without ink. Yes, the whole world is striding towards naturalness with great strides; there is no need to slow down progress.

You love to condemn

You know exactly who and how should act in what situation, how to dress and how to make a curt. And your view of the world is the only right one, you don’t miss a chance to teach someone to live, still - you are the heir of the great Russian culture. Only now the culture of condemnation is no longer in fashion, everyone is involved in their own business, and it’s exactly the way he likes it, and it’s time to leave the templates “how to do it better” with them.

You are a hypochondriac, you need to be constantly checked by a doctor.

The habit of often taking children to the clinic, donating blood and urine - just like that, for no apparent reason - is a purely Russian phenomenon. The health care system in Europe and the United States is designed so that they go to the doctor only when they are ill. And from the cold, nothing but paracetamol is discharged. No, oxolinic ointment is also not given, because it does more harm than good.

You despise manual labor and all professions associated with it.

In emigration, it is impossible to be proud of a university degree, it does not interest anyone, and it does not cause any respect. Respect is caused by people who have a job. Any permanent job, even the most simple.

You do not perceive gay

When you think that your son may be homosexual, your hair will stand on end. Sorry, in Europe, the USA, Canada and other Australians you will have to face the fact that "these guys" are holding hands and kissing before your eyes. Because “the one who loves is right”. Moreover, they hold demonstrations, hang colorful flags, and the most audacious marry.

Children in schools will say that a family with two mothers or two dads is perfectly normal. So, if you do not agree with this, stay at home, everything is quiet here, homosexuality is only under cover.

You do not know any language other than native

There is still a chance, but lack of interest in languages ​​indicates a lack of interest in other cultures. You can, of course, live in a Russian-speaking enclave, but this way you will never integrate into society and will not feel comfortable in a new country of residence.

You think that as soon as you descend from the ramp, a new happy life will begin.

No, it will not start, because we always take everything with us (what you think) with us!

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